Beating-off while laying a duker.
What'd you get up to last night?
Not much. I drank a box of wine and then stayed up masterpooing after my girlfriend went to sleep. You?
Same thing.
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The odor and taste created by continuously fondling your balls and your sausage and then rubbing your hands all over your body and clothing.
Why don't you take a motherfucking shower and wash that nasty-ass scrock off before we get down to bizzleshits?
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