Curt

Curt: Curts are usually very greasy, curly haired, and have facial hair. They smell like death, and sound like a brick has been shoved down their throat one too many times. Usually they hate their families, especially their siblings, and fall in love with their sibling’s wife.

Curt: Curts are usually very greasy, curly haired, and have facial hair. They smell like death, and sound like a brick has been shoved down their throat one too many times. Usually they hate their families, especially their siblings, and fall in love with their sibling’s wife.

Example

Girl 1: Ew who the fuck is that and why is he stalking *insertname*
Girl 2: BECAUSE HES SUCH A CURT

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River

River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.

Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River

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