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To take charge in a certain locus such as the gym or even in church. If there are a bunch of rowdy boys out of control you gain control of the situation. If there is someone at the squat rack doing bicep curls and you walk up to them and drop your gym bag that weighs more than what they are curling you let them know that it is time to jet.
1) The kid was making smart remarks to the lady in church so I had to hoss up and cut him down a notch.
2) It is 5pm and it is time to squat so I walk over to the squat rack and drop my bag letting the bicep warrior know it is time to jet.
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While in the gym about to squat, bench, or deadlift you get your gear set next to the rack making sure that no one else takes it and that the person doing bicep curls realizes its time to get out.
I walked into the gym to post up at the squat rack; the d-bag doing curls realized it was time to jet.
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The delicate act of cunnilingus while she is on her period.
After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.
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When you go to a coffee shop expecting to see a cute barista ready to make you some coffee, but instead you find a dried up sea hag pushing three on the hoof where the single origin must have been imported somewhere around her.
Ghon went to his local coffee shop expecting there to be a cute blonde spinner to make his morning coffee, but when he got there he was pleased to see the baristapotomus bloated ready for his order. Ghon though about asking for a walrus belch to go along with his Latte.
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The effect of a very powerful vaginal flatulence that after having been built up for several hours, pushes out through the vaginal cavity, vibrating the labia, which appear to be two floundering carp gasping for breath as they foam at the mouth, then once past the labia, the hairy FUPA lifts making the vaginal flatulance sound like a Walrus Belching.
Ghon never heard or smelled a Walrus Belch before, until he was at the gym and an old sea hag doing the hip abductor machine bent over to get her super big gulp of diet soda and upon rising, she let out a Walrus Belch which sent Ghon, who was doing another set of curls, into convulsions. The old sea hag saw what happened, and began to give Ghon CPR, but not being able to bend over to breathe into his mouth, she mounted up and Walrus Belched into his mouth, this quickening him back from death's door. For the next several weeks, Ghon had to drink a half a bottle of scotch to forget his woes and to rid himself of the taste of a Walrus Belch.
When the hair at one's forehead recedes giving way to more scalp. At times, people may grow out the back in mullet fashion in order to compensate, others may keep what is left high and tight in military fashion, there are also other who have a comb-over to try to cover it. All in all, it's a strong receding hairline that calls attention to itself.
See that gentleman in the corner booth, he may deny it, but he has a prominent skullet.
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When the hair at one's forehead recedes giving way to more scalp. At times, people may grow out the back in mullet fashion in order to compensate, others may keep what is left high and tight in military fashion, there are also other who have a comb-over to try to cover it. All in all, it's a strong receding hairline that calls attention to itself.
See that gentleman in the corner booth, he may deny it, but he has a prominent skullet.
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