Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.

I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.

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Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!