Someone under the impression that with Obama in office they will starting receiving large sums of money to buy anything they wanted, skies the limit.
Once I become an Obamaire, I'm buying me a 50 inch flat screen.
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The annoying whistle sound that comes from Obama as he speaks certain words from the teleprompter.
My dog starting howling when he heard the Obamawhistle last night, it must be that high pitched sound the prez makes.
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When a woman's nipples are extremely erect and are quite noticeable.
Sally's hi beams were giving me a boner.
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The presidents knack for blaming everyone and everything else and taking no blame himself. He's now blaming bad luck also, pathetic.
I listened to Oblameyou last night and turned it off when he started his blame game again.
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When someone snores all night long and won't stop even when poked many tiimes. This person has several different sounds coming from the mouth and nose and at diferent volumes with no consistent patterns.
I couldn't get to sleep last night because my fucking wife snored all night long, she was having one hell of a snoregasbord.
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