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When people fuck you over so you kidnap there children and change all there names to Tim. Even the girls. There all Tim's.
The cunt owed me $100 so I took his kids and put em on the Dirty Tim!
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The Dirty Duey is when you fuck a chick missionary but your right eye turns inwards and you ejaculate while looking at the dog instead.
I thought he was looking at me but he did the Dirty Duey.
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I heard his cousins cousin have him the Dirty Chad.
The Dirty Chad is when you fuck someone's cousin and don't ejaculate until you put your underwear back on, then trade that underware said cousins cousin..
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When your dick is wider than the length and after you finish having sex the vagina is the perfect width to insert a coke can.
My vagina was so tight until Kev fucked me with The Girthquake..
When your 30 years old and live at your Grandma's while smoking crack all day in the shed.
See that guy over there, I heard he is stuck doing The Dirty Hughesy..
When the doctor tells you that you only have 5 years left to live and you still won't let your Schizophrenic mate finger your twat.
I harassed her all day and she still wouldn't let me give her a dirty rea
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