The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

May 11, 2021

The Marked Day.
No man will know until it comes.
Nothing can save you.

A stranger dressed in a suit coat and top hat remained behind after a party. Neither host invited nor knew him.
Host 1: Excuse me, who are you?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
Host 1: What?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
The unknown man disappeared.
Host 2: Maxwell, call the cops.
Host 1: I don’t think they can help us.