shitstop

When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.

"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."

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e-tard

A person who is significantly behind the technology curve.

"My Mom is trying to make a Facebook account but I'm not worried, she's an e-tard."

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orangina

pronounced (o-ran-jy-na)

A girl's vagina after a good fingering, subsequent to eating cheetos.

The cheetos were delicious, but giving her an orangina made them spectacular.

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clitterati

The fashionable, attractive set of women that frequent bars and clubs to be admired and ogled at. Usually very hard to talk to.

"Dude you should go hit on her, she's banging."
"No way dude, she's a member of the clitterati -- I'll wait till I'm rich or famous."

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no corno

(a derivative of no homo) Used as a clarification to a statement that, despite being delivered from a possibly masculine and/or edgy individual, is cringingly corny.

"Dude, no corno, but she's the light of my life."

"Obama makes me want to be a better man, no corno."

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czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

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sweaturrection

1. A second, mysterious reappearance of sweat after it was thought to be defeated.

"Damn it, even after that 20 minute shower I'm getting a sweaturrection because of this damn suit!"

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