clitterati

The fashionable, attractive set of women that frequent bars and clubs to be admired and ogled at. Usually very hard to talk to.

"Dude you should go hit on her, she's banging."
"No way dude, she's a member of the clitterati -- I'll wait till I'm rich or famous."

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no corno

(a derivative of no homo) Used as a clarification to a statement that, despite being delivered from a possibly masculine and/or edgy individual, is cringingly corny.

"Dude, no corno, but she's the light of my life."

"Obama makes me want to be a better man, no corno."

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czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

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sweaturrection

1. A second, mysterious reappearance of sweat after it was thought to be defeated.

"Damn it, even after that 20 minute shower I'm getting a sweaturrection because of this damn suit!"

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doink

A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.

"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."

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drunchies

An insatiable and overpowering sense of hunger one gets after a few hours of drinking.

"Dan was so powered by the drunchies that he found a Dominos obscured in complete darkness."

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locust

A city (especially New York) tourist, who despite only living there for a few months, continually tries to assert that he's a local.

-"Dude we should go to Williamsburg tonight that place is dope."
-"Jake, that's locust talk man."

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