Curve Force

A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.

The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.

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going moron

Superlative form of "playing the fool". When one is about to engage in idotic activities, realises it, yet goes through with it.

I asked my friend to kick me in the nuts. As he raised his leg a doubt suddenly came to my mind. "Fuck that", I thought, "I'm going moron...UUUHH."

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Wankopause

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.

During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.

Writing my name here

Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.

I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.

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Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

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Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

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Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.