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Act of streaking in a mirror maze.
That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.
A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.
My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.
An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.
During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.
Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.
I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.
Superlative form of "playing the fool". When one is about to engage in idotic activities, realises it, yet goes through with it.
I asked my friend to kick me in the nuts. As he raised his leg a doubt suddenly came to my mind. "Fuck that", I thought, "I'm going moron...UUUHH."
Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.
After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.