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Act of streaking in a mirror maze.
That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.
A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.
My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.
An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.
During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.
Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.
I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.
Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.
After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.
Superlative form of "playing the fool". When one is about to engage in idotic activities, realises it, yet goes through with it.
I asked my friend to kick me in the nuts. As he raised his leg a doubt suddenly came to my mind. "Fuck that", I thought, "I'm going moron...UUUHH."
A lesser known interaction in physics, primarily between men's eyes and women's bodies.
The Curve Force is known to possess the lowest value in terms of utility, and the greatest potential of disaster. It is a spontaneous reaction, and hence difficult to prevent. Its directly proportional to the beauty of the woman, and inversly to that of the man.