Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.
Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.
The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.
Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.
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When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.
I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.
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Drinking a mixture of unpleasant substances, most often tomato juice and pepsi.
Joe:"Damn, I thought I was drinking Dr.Pepper but that asshole had me skyjuicing."
Ralph:"Dude, there's something wrong with your mouth not to have noticed!"
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Act of streaking in a mirror maze.
That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.
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When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.
My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.
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A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.
My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.
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