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Pissed-Off-Ex

Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.

Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009


Ballglazing

The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.

Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.

by Skyjuice December 31, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


skyjuicing

Drinking a mixture of unpleasant substances, most often tomato juice and pepsi.

Joe:"Damn, I thought I was drinking Dr.Pepper but that asshole had me skyjuicing."
Ralph:"Dude, there's something wrong with your mouth not to have noticed!"

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Riddler's Revenge

Act of streaking in a mirror maze.

That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.

by Skyjuice December 31, 2009

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


russian tornado

When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.

My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2009

49πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Blinkercourse

A rare condition in which one cannot help from repeatedly blinking during intercourse.

My girlfriend was freaked out until I explained I suffered from blinkercourse.

by Skyjuice December 31, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž