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Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.
Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.
My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.
49π 8π
Act of streaking in a mirror maze.
That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.
9π 1π
This is the act of holding oneself from going to the bathroom, despite the need,during two meals. "Deserved" stands for the release one gets upon achieval.
It was hard, but I'm glad I went through dinner, supper and deserved.
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Definition one writes believing it will become true.
"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.
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Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.
Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.
14π 1π
The act of coating your balls with a shiny substance.
Yesterday I did some ballglazing in order to...in order to...uhh.
3π 1π