NPC

The modern definition refers to someone who has "Non-Present Consciousness"

The original definition means "Non-Player Character" about video game characters the player doesn't control.

Tiffany: Joey keeps talking to those girls and it's obvious they are not into him.
Grant: Yeah he's for sure an NPC right now

Colloqluilisfuck

An alternate form of the word colloquialism that is spoken by people who are physically unable to pronounce the word colloquialism.

Guy: Hey, try saying colloquialism.
Girl: What?
Guy: Colloquialism!
Girl: ... Colloq.....colloqel... colloqluilisfuck.