Noobonic Plague

This Common Diease Occurs in many online gaming site but aspecially "Runescape", The diease is aslo can be called "noobageddon", the plague occurs about 4pm on schooldays because all those noobs who brag about how good they are go onto the game and try to kill the cow who killed them 5 times and to find all they get is a piece of meat, with is self pride they tell every person within a 12km area how they killed a cow and to ask them for money that they can't be bothered to get.
The Plague can only be cured by one thing: IT CANT,no matter how hard you get rid of 200 noobs, 4000 come on the game (by amazing coinciedce) right next to you.

Example of the Noobonic Plague.

Noob 1: Can i have some Money!
Noob 2: Plz plz plz can i have some money
Noob 3: I just proper beefed up a cow
Noob 4: I just got up to level 2 defence cool
Noob 5 (if you go on RS): Wheres Lumbrigde
(a couple hundred noobs pop up right next to you)
You: FUCKIN GET AWAY U FUCKIN SHIT PIECES OF NOOBS (unfortunatly you can't say the above coz it look like this: ****** *** **** * ****** **** **** ****** ** *****)
Noob 200034:Can i have some money please

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noob stick

May Come From Runescape (RS) meaning a cheap/weak weapon that is usally wielded by Noobs, usally its a dagger or a shortsword.
Also it is refered as a cheap/weak weapon that noob or a player is proud about.

Player: look a this weapon weopon i bought from the Store
You: OMFG look at that noob stick! NOOB!!!

Player: Look at this bronze long sword I just got
You: What are u on about? thats a well noob stick u lamo

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