Strider

A title that's larger than life. Anyone claiming to be a Strider either is the most incredible person you've ever met who sucked 12 dicks for cab money and then took a bus. The human personification of a firework. Incredible to experience but they're quickly gone. Whether they are legitimately entertaining everyone in their life or like a bad roman candle blowing off someone's hand and ruining lives, it's unexpected.

"Check it, Strider just sent me a dick pic." Joanna Strider
"Your his sister, that's fucking weird." Barry Smith
"this is our grandma's phone. JS
"Wh-why do you have that?" BS
"I can't remember.--Oh Erica heyyy" Wanders off. JS

"Mother-Fucking=STRIDERS" BS