flashburn

The stain on your underwear from an unexpectedly wet fart.

"Man, I thought I just had to rip one and ended up with a flash burn"

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ferb

A guy who is both a faggot and a herb, all rolled into one

Neil is such a ferb. i hate the way he prances around the office, laughing at all the fat women's jokes.

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ergo

Hence, Therefore

I am sick, ergo I have not done my chores.

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runka

a swedish slang word for masturbating. is also used as profanity when used with substantives.

"jag ska bara dra en runk / i'm just gonna masturbate"

"sitter du där och runkar igen / are you sitting there jerking off again"

"tycker du om att runka / do you enjoy masturbating"

"du är ett jävla runk-huvud / you're a fucking jerk-head"

"jävla runkbil som aldrig startar / fucking jerk-car that never starts"

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fuckin' A

A way of saying, "Indeed," only less queer.

Yo, check out the ass on that one. Fuckin' A!

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dhatp

Medical term referring to a form of erectile dysfunction common among immigrants and migrant farm workers.

That dirty bastard is suffering from some serious dhatp.

worsum

Requiring a lot of attention; causing one to be troubled.

"I can't stand hanging out with that worsum woman."

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