The health nut

When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.

Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'

Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'

Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'

Dirty parfait

The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.

Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)

Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*

Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'

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ho-worker

the girl in the office who flirts with all the guys who are cute and have loving girlfriends. she usually has big tits but a mediocre face and writes many facebook wall posts that go unreplied-to.

her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.

the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.

ho-worker: ooh i'm so excited for the staff lunch today!
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever

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