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When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.
Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..
As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.
The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.
Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe white people. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak guei".
Look at that white ghost dance.
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Also known as SDE for short.
A person (usually a guy) who either a) has no friends, or b) shields his friends from others all the time. If you meet one of these people, you won't be making any "friends of friends" through them anytime soon, no matter how hard you try or how many years pass. If the SDE is dating someone steadily, you won't even know her name until after they break up.
A SDE will especially shield contacts of the opposite sex, even if they have no chance with them, for fear their friends will "steal their girl/guy". If they're in a steady relationship, they still shield because a) they're still afraid someone (including you) will try to steal her/him away, or b) the SO is nothing to be proud of (ie a fugly ditch pig or pork chop). When a SDE brings out a contact of the opposite sex, it's almost always an ex, or someone he/she tried and failed to get with. Meanwhile, the SDE will have no problem asking you to introduce more girls/guys to him/her regularly. If you do it's a one-way street.
If you are stuck in a social circle full of SDEs, you must find some non-SDEs on your own, as your friends sure as hell won't be helping in this department.
Engineers and Computer Programmers come to mind.
Ted left all those SDE engineers after grad, and last time he checked they were all still hanging out and dating in the same incestuous pool called "ultimate".
After knowing Vic for 4 years, Sam only knew of some girls he tried to get with, but not by name. At that point Sam realized he'd wasted 4 years of his life hanging with a social dead end.
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A popular drink with Korean youth. Basically a glass of beer (maekju in Korean) with a shot of Soju (Korea's most famous product besides RAM chips) added for good luck, hence the name.
The best part of this drink is that it doesn't taste any different from regular beer, but messes you up 3 times faster.
A variation of somaek is poktanju, which is a shot glass of soju dropped into the glass of beer and chugged, similar to a Jagerbomb.
That hot Korean chick opened her legs after a few glasses of somaek.
Nicholas Cage used the ace up his sleeve known as "somaek" to get with his current wife.
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The exorbitant fee associated with temporarily insuring a motor vehicle, which costs a whole lot more per day than buying a month's worth or year's worth of insurance.
Ted couldn't afford the insurance ransom for his motorcycle, so he spent the day drinking beer in his underwear instead.
Acronym that stands for Stuff Your Face And Get Out. Can be written in upper or lower case.
Pronounced such that it rhymes with "Chicago".
Used to describe an event where you couldn't care less about the ambience, other guests, or cause. You may have been dragged here against your will. In any case, you might as well load up on the free food/liquor at this event while dropping all etiquette and table manners, since you won't ever see any of these people again. Nor do you care if you might run into them in the future.
Ed never kept in touch with anyone in his grad class, so the 10-year reunion was a strictly syfago event.
When that fat chick invited me over so she could cook me dinner, I syfagoed. Free food ftw!
James syfagoed his wife's Poker Club Christmas dinner.
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The reverse of buck teeth. Instead of having jagged teeth pointing outwards the mouth, a person with China Mouth looks like they got a crowbar to the face.
A prevalent problem in mainland China, where many there can't seem to afford dental care. One of the (many) diseases of the people, such as herpes.
That chick at the skating rink looked hot until she opened her mouth. Not only did she have China mouth, but a tooth was missing too!
The Shanghainese girl had a nice face and body, but a horrible case of China Mouth.
Man, that chick is fugly. Not only is she fat, but she's suffering from China Mouth!
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