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Yum- love ; finity- forever ; a big rainbow waterslide intended to go down with a pair of nice titties in each of your hands
Mike and Heidi are down with yumfinity.
Mike can't wait to go on yumfinity with Heidi's peanut butter and jelly in hands.
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An Optomistic Prick, a person born with the natual ability to dergrade every possible angle of any situation
My prictomistic ways have improved my marriage dramaticly, NOT!!!!!
Man who practices prictomistic household habits get no piece at night!;-(~
An involuntary brain entry; A false thought that just pops in your mind usually causing feelings of anxiety.
I couldn't help my involbrity when you were at the movies with Tyron. Maybe I was just sad because I was stuck at work all night. I tried to remain calm during your girls night out but It's not you I'm worried about, it's the other guy, I'm sorry about my involbrity.
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Wearing a bathing suit that outlines your manhood.
I hope your sister and parents don't notice my pool-chubb.