fudgepickle

An alternate word for shit, typically exclamatory as an expression of extreme remorse, or in the case of extreme scatagorical expression.

Ex. a. As the horse moved forwards, he pulled the brick cart so that the wheel rested upon the mans foot. His toes crushed and broken he exclaimed in pain "Fudgepickles!"
Ex. b. The man crouched down, his mouth open wide in the offering of his lovers soon to be delivered fudgepickles.