Indiana State University

“Wait, where’s that at?” -The usual response to when someone says they go to ISU. Located in Terre Haute, Indiana, which is a city so bad that the TV show Live P.D is coming here, this university is an absolute pile of shit. ISU holds onto past glories from Larry Bird, who is still the poster child of this school, and really the only reason this university is known. The flight program is the only redeeming part of this abomination. Otherwise go to IU.

Guy 1: “Hey man what school do you go to?”
Guy 2: “Indiana State University”
Guy 1: “Oh so you’re an alcoholic deadbeat?”
Guy 2: “Yep pretty much”

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Glockford

Nickname for Rockford, Illinois, due to the high crime rate. 14.5 out of every 1000 people will be victim of a violent crime. You can’t turn on the news without hearing about some shooting or robbery. It seems as if once you cross the bridge in rockford to the west side, the ghettoness increases exponentially.

Guy #1: “hey i live in glockford”
Guy #2: “oh so you’re gonna be murdered in a few years?”
Guy #1: “yep that’s the plan”

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Leaner

(Leen-er) Adj. A derrogerory term towards a male, often an unpopular one.

Leaner: minecraft anime manga hogwarts
Me: what a leaner

End Zone

For those who daringly make it out of the friend zone, a task for only few people. If they make it out, they make it out of the friend zone, they made it to the end zone. An award second only to the congressional medal of honor

Guy 1: Dude i totally made it out of the friend zone and into the end zone! That bitch really made me work for it though, damn.

Girl 1: You realize you said that all to me right, your girlfriend?

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FMS

No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.

“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”

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colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today

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sloppy

a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.

bro, piercten gave me the sloppy last night