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That's what she wants

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.

In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009


Boner Medicine

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.

Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

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poopcation

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

by Slapping Theresa October 16, 2012


ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012


garbage can pants

Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.

Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"

CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."

by Slapping Theresa April 4, 2010

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flea med head

The effect that flea medicine applied to the back of a catҀ™s head has to its hair. Similar to Γ’Β€Βœbed headҀ but for cats.

Trouble is still rocking the flea med head, even though we put on the Frontline 2 days ago.

by Slapping Theresa January 14, 2010

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spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

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