Chockslip

Someone who uses bars of chocolate to pleasure themselves through the anal cavity or the vaginal hole.

I walked in and she was using a Aldi’s own kitkat to do herself, man she’s such a chockslip, it was kind of a turn on so I joined in and now she can’t get it out.

Michael

Sweaty, usually dadless. He’s usually bald or has brown or black hair that’s covers in grease, has a great love for cigarette ends and is afraid of the shower.

I’ve not showered in 3 year and I smoke tab ends, damn I feel like a Michael

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Surfast

Someone who loads their vaginal area with objects until they can’t fit no more, they then use a hose pipe to expand the area for a “mega orgasm”

I helped Ronda the other day when she was gardening didn’t know she was a “Surfast” until she started getting her hoes and spades from her mushy pussy.

Virginvoyage

A night out for a virgin where they will have sex with anything that will move including pets.

I took Derek out for a Virginvoyage the other night, he went all out with a fat bird then went and fucked my dog

Cumfran

Someone who drinks male ejaculation everyday as part of a ballenced diet, they often have very happy partners and like to have intercourse. The plus side it that you won’t have to wear a condom just pull out and stick it in there mouth

She’s so hot, the best thing is she’s a “cumfran” so I don’t have to buy condoms