KISS

The greatest band ever to walk the earth. Known for makeup, pyrotechnics and kickass rock n roll. Pretty influential too, without KISS there would have been no Motley Crue, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Poison (although no Poison may not be a bad thing), Bon Jovi or Skid Row. Very few bands get even close to the level of awesomeness enjoyed by the guys in KISS...Aerosmith and Guns N Roses are pretty great too. Dislike of the music of KISS is generally associated with homosexuality in men. Original (and arguably best) incarnation of the band was Peter Criss (drums), Ace Frehley (lead guitar), Gene Simmons (bass), Paul Stanley (rhythm guitar). All of them sang, and pretty well too.

If you dislike KISS, you may be gagging on penis right now.

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Fob

Fresh Off the Boat (in Australia) used to refer to people of Islander origin. Fobs are generally quite large (as are their families), with a reputation for violence. Fobs make loyal and cool friends to both fobs and non-fobs, and tend to be pretty good singers as well. Also very good at rugby (Union and League). Not offensive unless you want it to be.

NON-FOB: "hey that fob is good at rugby and singing. I would bet that he has a reputation for being belligerent, but would make a loyal friend to me if I asked him to be."

FOB: "bro you just described my entire family ay bro"

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