Cum

A white drinkable liquid that comes from cum cows. It can be a substitute for milk. It is made by Cum.co and is owned by Sir Johnathen Cumberbatch. Cum comes from the Cum cows which are milked and release the cum. The business was issued in 1856, when Sir John Cumberbatch realized this white liquid was edible and profitable. The Cum production sells millions of Cum cartoons a year and is the biggest company in the cum industry. Cum’s audience is directed to the Lactose intolerant folks and the horny ones. You too can buy Cum from your local store, but it is very rare to find. You too can make your own Cum, but if you sell it you will face copy right claims! So keep your own Cum to yourself! How to make your cum is easy. Get sexually aroused. How we get Cum is none of your business!

Horny guy 1: Ey have you tried cum yet?
Horny guy 2: No,Why do you ask?
Horny guy 1: Cuz it’s good shit

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Rizzler

The man who has all the rizz, and supplies it to all the boys with no rizz. Legends say he only approaches those who are worthy of his rizz. If they are he will give them w rizz in which they will get all the hoes.

The Rizzler lives in the Rizz world, a world where rizz flows in the air and all the bros have the light skin stare 24/7. It is said that anyone with negative rizz who goes here will vaporize instantly while those with w rizz will become a rizz god.

The rizzler is the supreme god of Rizz world and he pulls all of the bitches

Bro 1: yo I just met the rizzler and he gave me w rizz
Bro 2: no way brah, I want rizz too
Bro 1: too bad bro, the rizzler said you got negative rizz. He can’t help you
Bro 2: Bonkers dude