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Slave

Someone who is owned completely by a better person. Said person must always ober whatever better person says and must worship better master and see the master as a god-like figure. Any slave who is beaten by said better master must accept the beatings as a huge blessing and always be ready to sacrifice slave's own life for the benefit of the master.
The slave is the second lowest creature in the human hierarchy after the 'bitch' which has all the same characteristics as above mentioned slave, except is feminine and short. Any slave confirmed as a bitch must always have her height stated as thirteen inches less than the actual value, to degrade the bitch and remind her of her bitchy non-purpose in life.

My slave is so useful, he carries me to school everyday.
Well, mine is a bitch, and not only does she do all my chores and shit, I can also command her to give me a blowjob when I so feel like as she does not even have to kneel down to get there.

by Slave-a-lot June 15, 2012

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