Halo 2

Worst Game Ever. I believe the first halo was better. They cheapened the "plasma sword" and added "DUAL Wield". Wow, Two improvements. Plasma sword is rigged from killing people in ONE attack. Dual wield is taken from James Bond (007 goldeneye), Yes the nintendo 64 version. Micro$oft took Gay-Low and turned into Super-Gay-Low. So what? I dont know what everyone's drooling about. Jumping on vehicles? Unreal Tournament 2004. Dual Wield? James Bond. Rigged 1-hit-kills? Nox. No falling damage? Well, they didn't take one idea, at least. No, wait. ARMORED CORE NEXUS.

Fanboy: OMFG I GOT TEH HAY-LOW TWOOOO!!!
Me: I have HL2. Half-life 2.Fanboy: OMFG WUT THAT? HL2 IZ HAAYY-LOW!!
*5 seconds later, the fanboy has a knife sticking out of his hand*

18👍 33👎

'brid

'Brid is a shortened word for Hybrid that lazy people use.

1: Woah dood i liek totally got a 'brid!
2: Speak English Please

15👍 13👎

mississippy

The worst misspell of mississippi anyone could ever do.

Friend: I WENT TO MISSISSIPPY TODAY!
Me: Mississippi.
Friend: NO IT ISN'T!!!

11👍 10👎