Lawnophobe

1. A person who thinks their lawn is terrible but in reality their grass is barely an inch tall
2. A person who won't stop mowing

1. I think my neighbor is a lawnophobe
2. That guy won't stop mowing

roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.

I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.