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My sister

Thou is a fuzzlewump

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

Waquibi

Waquibi is when you huff white board markers

“Dude I just hit some Waquibi”

Orpheus Arsen

The act of committing arsen in an orpheus.

I’m gonna commit Orpheus arsen.
Doing this is possibly illegal depending on your state or local laws. So check.