Waquibi

Waquibi is when you huff white board markers

“Dude I just hit some Waquibi”

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

fuzzlewump

My sister

Thou is a fuzzlewump

Orpheus Arsen

The act of committing arsen in an orpheus.

I’m gonna commit Orpheus arsen.
Doing this is possibly illegal depending on your state or local laws. So check.