Roll Tide

A phrase uttered by brainless individuals after being arrested for ridiculous crimes. Officially the battle cry of the University of Alabama, and also the most obvious period joke ever written. Screamed by drunken students who will be unemployable in the real world because their degree is not recognized by anybody outside of the state of Alabama, despite their dillusions that they are attending an intellectual powerhouse. These students would have been better going literally anywhere else in the SEC besides the Mississippi schools. Also commonly found on articles of clothing on gas station and walmart employees and other trailer park dwellers nationwide. The saying is typically accompanied by a number ranging from 10-25 referring to the mythical number of National Championships Alabama claims, which even the most die hard Alabama fans can't agree on.

In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.

Reporter: Sir, do you have anything to say for yourself about the charges of dealing heroin to your 10th grade students?

Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"

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