red neck Merry-Go-Round

See NASCAR.

The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.

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Hand Baby

When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.

Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.

Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.

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