Chives is the legendary butler from the SML universe. He hates his life and wants to die. After his debut in the SML video "SML Movie: Joseph The Millionaire!" He has gotten his own puppet, had a cult following, and is now appearing in the recent SML videos.
Chives get me smart water, I want smart water!
Rafiki, the name of the massage lady in the SML universe. Mr. Goodman refers to her as "Donkey Mouth".
Hold on Rafiki, my butler Chives is calling me.