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A skank bitch who doesn't bathe
Dude, I can't believe you fucked that skank. Man, she was a dirty lay
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Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock
Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing
A blow job from conjoined twins
Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete
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When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time
WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock
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Unlike Basketball Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success
Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.
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An asshole fisherman and animal abuser
Rick, Why the fuck did you feed a shark a dead dog and then torture the shark, you're a sick fuck just like Bo Benac