Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

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Pachuca Boom

When a defender in soccer (usually somebody with no soccer skill at all) booms the ball down the field for no reason at all. Even when he has time and space to do something with the ball, he decides to boom the ball down the field and run around. Pachuca FC does this tactic a lot as well.

"We gotta find a way to stop that kid from doing a pachuca boom"

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