Hail Rules

When you make a rule in the middle of a game and it's a rule that is conveniently meant to benefit you specifically

John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."

Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"

Pusstraction

Having one or multiple available females in the immediate or extended area sexually distracting one from getting things done.

"I met a girl at the bar last night, and shes such a pusstraction! I can't get any work done!"

"I'm gonna fail this test, my girlfriend is too much of a pusstraction."