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A common kitchen item used to give an anxiously awaiting gravygirl a gravyfury.
I just filled the gravyboat full of fresh KFC gravy, are you ready to smile for the camera and have it poured all over your bare breasts???
35π 32π
Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.
My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.
A vagibomb occurs when an unsuspecting man goes down on a girl and has his face doused by a large splash of female cum.
Dude, why the hell does your face smell like an anchovies cunt? Oh, you're smelling the vagibomb my girl laid on me this morning.
50π 4π
Receiving a blowjob while having your head shaved.
Spaz received a German Geronimo at a very shady, yet surprisingly serviceable barber shop.
53π 14π
To wipe your ass with someone's toothbrush
Dude why does your breath smell so bad? Did someone give you an angry dentist?
61π 7π
To spread gravy upon a naked woman's chest and take pictures of it.
Doug gave that blond over there a gravyfury last weekend, then showed him the pictures.
39π 2π
When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.
Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.