Jewy Fingers

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.

Want to invite Tim to play monopoly with us?
Nah, he's got jewy fingers.

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gentrifibation

The act of white, privileged males masturbating to pornographic videos of non-white females.

Chad hasn’t left his room in two days, he’s learned about gentrifibation.

fringe class

An economic class made popular by Frank Reynolds in the TV show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The "fringe class" refers to a set or group of individuals who have sufficient resources to lead a luxurious life; but instead chose to live a reckless, bohemian lifestyle with little to no regard for the quality of their life.

Tim is hanging out at the public pool even though he could get into the nicer private pool because he doesn't give a shit; he's fringe class.

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broga pants

Yoga pants wore by either:

1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.

2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.

“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”

“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”