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alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019


Sandy Candy Saturday Night

When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.

“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night

by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2020