Igor

A god of gods

He might be history teacher but he is the history. He is immortal and a multiple mileniums old. He knows everything.If you cheat on his test he will smite you.
He is friends with Jesus and Amon Ra. He is Zeus's sworn enemy because he fucked Hera that one time. He also brother of Jovan.

A kid got hit by a lightning bolt?
Must have pissed of a Igor!