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waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022


fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.

Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022


gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.

"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022


ghost feds

An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers

Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022


sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm

Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022


m for mature

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.

When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

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pullback bitch

The type of bitch that loves uncircumcised dicks. The type of bitch that pulls the foreskin back whilst they suck on it, records it and faps off to it.

"Yo man I heard you hooked up with John" * "yeah man he was a pullback bitch."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 16, 2022