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Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.

"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022


thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022


sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022


goldbloom bitch

The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.

I called that kid a goldbloom bitch and he didn't do shit about it, what a fuckin pussy.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022


bubblewrap bitch

Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.

"I'm getting so tired of the bubblewrap bitches claiming they're hard"

*Stolen*

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022


breezeline bitch

An easy breezy bitch.

"Yo Chad I heard you hooked up with Jessica" yeah man she was a breezeline bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022


wirespooler bitch

The type of bitch with some janky ass brace job that literally shreds dicks to smitherines

Yo Chad why you're dick look all raw and shit bro sandy was a wirespooler bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022