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Karyn

Karyn is a name used to describe a woman of irresistible beauty both inside and out. A Karyn is completely genuine; you won’t have to guess what she is thinking or feeling because she will tell you, rather matter of factly. A Karyn is both tenderly devoted and ferociously loyal. Her love for you will never wane and she will defend you with every ounce of her being. A Karyn is a wonderful mother, sister, confidante, friend, and a blow your mind lover.

You will know if you have encountered a Karyn, even without knowing her name. She is the one your drawn to when you’re within ten miles of her. From that distance, you’ll know what you’re feeling, but you’ll be oblivious as to why your heart is racing and you feel weak in the knees.

A Karyn is as compassionate as she is spellbinding. She devotes her life to others. It is not uncommon for a Karyn to be a nurse. If every you have the misfortune of being a patient, make sure to demand that Karyn is your nurse. She’ll have you feeling better in no time.

A Karyn is usually psychic. Her empathy, sensitivity, and intellectual brilliance converge in a way that expands the universe of possibilities.

You may have the opportunity to be loved by a Karyn. That you will love her is a given. Still, their are barstools in pubs across the globe supporting dumbasses who had their chance and lost their Karyn. No brew will heal that wound.

Dude: “Wow, who is she?”

Dipshit: “That’s my ex-girlfriend Karyn.”

Dude: “Wow, sorry man.”

Dipshit: “yeah, I know.”

by Slinkymink May 31, 2019

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