Howdy Pillar

The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s

“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”

Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

Wally Darling

A probably autistic puppet who either does or does not know how babies are even made. This mf probably doesn’t even know what a condom is, yet people simp for this mf and make oversexualized AU’s and art of this thing.

“I love Wally Darling!”
“What kind?”
“Are you a FUCKING idiot..??”