Police Scotland

A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'

Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"

DYHC

An abbreviation of the eastern European term "Do you have cigarette?" In which two eastern European males approach a much skinnier individual for some nicotine indulgence by asking him this phrase. in most cases the two broader males will say "Is it mint" resulting in the petit man being clapped if he does not have the goods

J: "Hey, do you have cigarette? (DYHC)"
M: "Yes."
J: "Is it mint?"
M: "No"
J: "But i like mint, are you saying that i am gay?!"
M: "gets clapped"

Clapped

An abbreviation of the words; 'killed, battered, smashed..' difference being once you have been clapped you foam from the mouth and seize out of the floor, sometimes bleeding from the ears/eyes. Resulting in death 100% of the time

S-Dog: "Shan that boy got Clapped eh."
T-Dog: "Shan boys pure deed eh, no recovering from a clap."
S-Dog: "Aye gadj, he was pure seizing on the floor."
T-Dog: "lol"

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Bricking

The act of throwing multiple bricks through someones window. usually in a state of anger or just genuine distaste for the victim of this incident. it will result in someone being clapped so if you hear about one such event like this you should bounce

M: "That boy is gettin his windows bricked eh"
J: "shan douglas give him a good Bricking"
M: " i will x"
S: "I better make sure not to get involved lest i get clapped

Forbidden Leaf

A type of weed that is forbidden in many countries and cultures. it is frowned upon to smoke such an evil substance.

M-Dog: "Come smoke the Forbidden Leaf pal eh"
R-Dog: " No"

Your Nan

Someone that is deceased and is brought up for comedic effect.

S-Dog: "Your Nan is dead haha"
R-Dog: "lol"

Nigglet

A racial term used to describe the child of a "Nigger" this is a very offensive term although you have to admit it is pretty funny rofl

Jerome: "Did you hear that my nigga Tyrone has a Nigglet now?
Leonidas:" Yeah foo, i heard. What a cracker"
Jerome:"i am actually bricking his windows later lol"
Leonidas: "XD"

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