Ties

Very nice person, the perfect husband and has a good caracter..

Oh my God! He's a real Ties!

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Dry Land

The act of urinating in ones swim suit. Typically done due to drunkenness or laziness. Best done by a body of water.

Damn I gotta pee, but the bathroom is too far. I am just going to Dry Land it right here.

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pawnshop

A Daycare for drug addicts,and the mentally challenged in need of serious help.

A customer walks into the pawnshop to sell a Playstation 2, brings in a Nokia phone charger as the power cord. The customer then goes home to get the right charger, and brings in another wrong charger. Example #2: Customer comes to the pawnshop to sell a microwave ... and forgets to take out his lunch.

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