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v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated
n. cumtemplation
As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.
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The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.
Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!
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(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.
(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.
Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
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A person who is not bound by his politically and/or legally correct environment when choosing who to have sex with as long as it is consensual. This person is not a rapist and hates terms like "statutory rape" designed to make a crime out of loving, consensual sex.
In Canada, it is okay for a man to be a practicing consensuasexual with a 14-year-old girl, but in the US it is a crime? Well, if it was really that heinous it would be a crime everywhere. Forcing someone to have sex is a crime regardless of the age. Consensual sex with someone in their right mind is never a crime. Let's put true rapists in jail and keep respectful consensuasexual people out of jail!
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Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.
I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.
A person who doesn't see the sense or importance in using automobile direction signals.
Man, I didn't expect that guy to slow down and make that turn. Anti-directionalist swine!
When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.
Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.
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