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consensuasexual

A person who is not bound by his politically and/or legally correct environment when choosing who to have sex with as long as it is consensual. This person is not a rapist and hates terms like "statutory rape" designed to make a crime out of loving, consensual sex.

In Canada, it is okay for a man to be a practicing consensuasexual with a 14-year-old girl, but in the US it is a crime? Well, if it was really that heinous it would be a crime everywhere. Forcing someone to have sex is a crime regardless of the age. Consensual sex with someone in their right mind is never a crime. Let's put true rapists in jail and keep respectful consensuasexual people out of jail!

by Slo Joe Jizz September 7, 2010

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


anti-directionalist

A person who doesn't see the sense or importance in using automobile direction signals.

Man, I didn't expect that guy to slow down and make that turn. Anti-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 24, 2010


Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.

Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


club dining

Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.

I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010


nute

Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.

The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 1, 2010

15πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


cumtemplate

v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated

n. cumtemplation

As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 14, 2010

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž