Patman

A constant L taker.

Patman chose a girl over the boys. Then she left him for one of the 4 guys she was getting with. L bozo

Benum

A man of great power. A man that negotiates. A man who makes money. A man.

Man- "Benum, will you go logging with me?"
Woman- "Benum, will have have my children?"

Shmepperdan

A 5'8" walking Greek God. All must bow before his presence and sacrifice any protein in their possession in order to keep Shmepperdan happy.

Mortal- "Shmepperdan is love. Shmepperdan is life. Please o great Shmepperdan, take my frog fuel as an offer."