Jess

A person who loves chicken nuggets and hates it when you touch her feet with yours. One time Emily tried to play footsie with her and the Jess stabbed her with her long grey gradient nails. Jess gets all the guys and always needs a shit. She also smells like a mixture between old grannies and fat sweatie farts. Don't trust her around your dog as she has a fetish for fluffy ears and will mess with them.

Joanne- Who's that playing with Beau's ears

Emily- it must be Jess

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