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A pickup truck, usually a Dodge Ram or any pickup truck that's equally imposing and intimidating, driven by a man who acts like a badass but is secretly riddled with anxiety over having a less-than-adequate member. Thus, he's compensating for this deficiency.
"Did you see Bob's new truck? It's huge!"
"Yeah, well, I've heard he's lacking in a certain area, so the truck essentially a compensation vehicle."
A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.
"Now that you have your PhD., did you get that great job?"
"No, the Delco Vortex held me back."
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A vacation you take alone, usually after a stressful event so that you can get your head straight.
"My breakup with Johnny really stressed me, so I'm taking a me-cation to the shore."
"Where's Mary?" "She's depressed at the moment and is taking a few days off for a me-cation while her hubby stays home to watch the kids."
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A city in located in suburban Philadelphia in Haverford Township, Delaware County. It has the privilege of being surrounded on three sides by the affluent towns of Broomall, Ardmore, and Haverford and the curse of butting up against Upper Darby on the fourth. The school district is excellent, and the neighborhoods are safe. The Main Line is a stone's throw away, which gives you access to all it has to offer: schools, first-class shopping, bike trails, etc. On the down side, Havertown is full of soccer moms who won't think twice about blocking the aisle in Super Fresh and refusing to let you pass, cutting you off in traffic, or stealing your primo parking spot at the Manoa Shopping Center. Their husbands are terrors, too, who will try to run you down at crosswalks with their Beamers and get mouthy if you hold up the line at the bank or the supermarket. Havertown kids are loud and rude and think they're gangsta when they're not. The cops are lazy but have plenty of energy to secret themselves in the dark recesses of the Swell Bubble Gum parking lot every Saturday night in the hope of nailing speeders. Havertown has lots of Havertrash, people who had to settle for Havertown because they couldn't quite afford that McMansion on the Main Line; as a result, their attitudes are foul and they take their disappointment out on those around them.
We moved to Havertown because the Main Line was too expensive.
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