Bodge

Noun - A short, previously sharpened stick that has become blunted over time, used for "bodging" holes in people. Carried by an assortment of neurotics and fruitcakes.

Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.

- Old man Marley bodged his gardener to an early grave.
- What the hell for?!?
- (Shrug)

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